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31st May 2012

Photo reblogged from The Clearly Dope

theclearlydope:

In related news Taco Bell’s new marketing president is a 12-year old boy. Can’t wait for the release of their Mild Border Sauce on two slices of white bread.
laughingsquid:

Mountain Dew A.M., A Breakfast Drink Concocted by Taco Bell


Stole my idea…(it was red bull and OJ, but still)

theclearlydope:

In related news Taco Bell’s new marketing president is a 12-year old boy. Can’t wait for the release of their Mild Border Sauce on two slices of white bread.

laughingsquid:

Mountain Dew A.M., A Breakfast Drink Concocted by Taco Bell

Stole my idea…
(it was red bull and OJ, but still)

Source: Laughing Squid

26th April 2012

Photoset reblogged from Ennui

Tagged: this

Source: that-soulless-guy

12th April 2012

Question

sortasober asked: Where are you from??

Denver

9th April 2012

Photo

27th March 2012

Post

God damn it I changed again

12th March 2012

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Sunrises are awesome.
Clean cars are lame.

Sunrises are awesome.
Clean cars are lame.

Tagged: sunriseobjects in the rear view mirrorare closer than they appearand my car is filthy

2nd March 2012

Photo reblogged from Serina Droid

straightedgejuggalo:

playfastdiefree:

alasweneverdo:

trjhobo:



The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.
I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.


The internet is over, everyone can go home

Ninja foxes are attacking, prepare your weapons

Internet win.


This is the cutest and most wonderful thing I have ever seen

straightedgejuggalo:

playfastdiefree:

alasweneverdo:

trjhobo:


The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.

I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.

The internet is over, everyone can go home

Ninja foxes are attacking, prepare your weapons

Internet win.

This is the cutest and most wonderful thing I have ever seen

Tagged: game overso much win

Source: theamericankid

1st March 2012

Link reblogged from owsome

This Shit Matters: Google’s New Privacy Policy, Straight Talk Edition →

chels:

nickdouglas:

slacktory:

Google’s new privacy policy starts tomorrow. Miles Lothe translated the whole thing into bro-speak, so it’s just entertaining enough to actually read what Google’s about to do with all your information.

He also translated the new Google terms of service.

Gizmodo called Miles’s translations “actually quite the public service”.

This is informative and hilarious: 

“You don’t get any intellectual property rights or anything just for using our Services. Maybe you figured out a really sweet way to use Maps — good work! We love it when people figure shit out for themselves. But don’t go trying to patent your little Maps trick. ”Well, we didn’t plan that, but since some asshole discovered it, I guess we have to start paying him now, right?” HAHAHANO. No.”

I wish every contract was written like this. 

Very informative

Tagged: Googleassfuckinginternet fuckery translated into Bro-Brah

Source: slacktory

1st March 2012

Photo reblogged from rainbow in the dark


retrogasm:

R.I.P. Davy Jones



Dude, really?! Sad day

retrogasm:

R.I.P. Davy Jones

Dude, really?! Sad day

Tagged: monkeesDavie Jonesdepression

Source: retrogasm

1st March 2012

Photoset reblogged from Stoner Party

stonerparty:

psychoholic-slag:wmerrick

Best show.

Source: wmerrick

27th February 2012

Photo reblogged from Serina Droid

Gpoy!!

Gpoy!!

Source: niknak79

9th February 2012

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My friends Jeri and Leanne have a super cute dog.

My friends Jeri and Leanne have a super cute dog.

Tagged: cutenaysuper cutedog

9th February 2012

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Colossal bruise.

Colossal bruise.

Tagged: rachel vs trash bintrash bin wins

9th February 2012

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Great hair day. Decent boob day.

Great hair day. Decent boob day.

Tagged: satisfied

9th February 2012

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Ice Dairy Truckers

Ice Dairy Truckers